Welcome to our Humorous Signs

We have many signs here that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Each would make an excellent gift. Add a sign to your own home or office to bring a smile to your face. Browse through all the signs for a lift and a giggle. Click on the photos or captions to the right for a closer look at our funny signs. Full wording of each is;

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

Don't make me come down there. God

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

Always remember you are unique...Just like everyone else

Why limit Happy to just one hour?

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it!

Dogs have masters, cats have staff

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

B.I.T.C.H. Beatiful Intelligent Talented Charming Hell of a Woman

B.I.T.C.H. Babe in Total Control of Herself

B.I.T.C.H. Beautiful Individual That Can Handle anything

Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy

I gave up smoking, drinking and women last night. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

Politics is like an automatic transmission. To go backward put it in R. To go forward put it in D.

Give the gift of a smile

From the western themed to the party themed, there is something here for everyone. These signs can add just the right finishing touch to any game room or den, and they are sure to lift your mood each time you see them.

Availability

Most items shown are in stock. If you have an idea for a modification, or you have a favorite funny saying you want carved please contact us for a quote.

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